January 17, 2013 § Leave a comment
This blonde has been on hiatus for a while so I figured it might be about time to give this blog thing another shot. My thought is this: I have a couple of friends and between those friends and myself I feel that we have some really good stuff that needs to be shared with the world. It’s simply not fair to keep our bitterly blonde thoughts all to ourselves. I don’t want to be selfish but I haven’t always been good at sharing, so let’s see how long I can keep it up this time. Here’s to not being selfish and lazy, Cheers!
May 23, 2012 § Leave a comment
Every once in a while we let the toddler watch Ni Hao, Kai Lan because we would like for him to be able to speak to us in Mandarin so that we have no idea what he is saying. I feel like this makes him smarter (although I am hesitant to help make him any smarter than he already is out of fear that his wit will soon surpass my own).
So we were watching one of these episodes the other night in which Kai Lan was trying to teach the importance of practicing until you get better and not giving up. When Kai Lan lets us know that we “gotta, gotta try to find a reason why” Tolee is upset, my son yells out (while shaking his head in disgust), “Tolee, don’t try, try, try, you’ll just get upset.” Toddler 1, Nick Jr. 0.
April 16, 2012 § 1 Comment
As my husband and I were sitting in the toddler’s room waiting for him to return from doing his business in the bathroom we overheard a wonderful little conversation between him and the family dog.
Toddler: Don’t look at me. I’m peeing.
Dog continues to walk into the bathroom despite the toddler’s warning.
Dog jumps into bathtub.
Toddler: It’s not a tubby night.
My husband and I couldn’t help but smile from afar. Sometimes I wish I could have a video camera on that kid at all times so that I won’t miss anything….hmmm, that might not be such a bad idea….
April 16, 2012 § Leave a comment
While fulfilling one of my hobbies of looking at Real Estate that is neither affordable nor any where near where I live, I came across this little gem. I hope you will find this as absurd as I did.
NEWLY REMODELED ADORABLE BEACH COTTAGE WITH LARGE TWO CAR GARAGE
April 13, 2012 § Leave a comment
When did oxymorons become appropriate twitter handles for corporate marketing campaigns? Not surprisingly, the people of Kmart have managed to get more than 20,000 people to fall for the fact that they might actually have some fashion sense.
(Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this then you probably already know I’m kind of a pretentious a-hole.)
April 9, 2012 § 1 Comment
Bitter Blonde says something relatively sarcastic and probably a little mean (but obviously super funny).
Husband: You’re not my friend
Bitter Blonde: I know, I’m your wife. There’s a big difference.
Husband: Nice. That must come with 5 years of marriage.
P.S. For Easter this year, my Mom pulled out Hal & Violet in an attempt to drive her in-laws insane (see the rebirth of Hal Clarence) Here’s a photo for reference: